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Shop funny Christmas cards and sarcastic holiday greetings made for people who can’t fake festive cheer. From witty Santa jokes to dark humor Christmas cards, every design in this collection delivers a laugh and a little truth. Printed and customizable on Zazzle, these humorous Christmas cards are perfect for friends, coworkers, and anyone who prefers sarcasm to sentimentality.
Who These Sarcastic Christmas Cards Are For?
Funny, sarcastic, and a little bit naughty — these Christmas cards are for people who can’t fake holiday cheer. From coworkers with a sharp sense of humor to friends who love a good pun, our sarcastic holiday cards are the perfect way to say “Merry Christmas” with attitude.
Whether you’re shopping for office Secret Santa ideas or just need a funny card that matches your mood, this collection keeps it real — one snarky Santa at a time.
FAQ
Yes! Every card in this collection is fully customizable on Zazzle. You can edit the inside message, add your name, or even include your own photos before ordering. Just click “Buy on Zazzle” on any product to open the customization editor.
At Zazzle you can have both – a digital download and/or printed copies. Customize them first and then choose the format that suits you best.
Yes. Zazzle ships worldwide. During checkout, you’ll see estimated delivery dates and shipping options for your country.
Think dry, witty, and delightfully inappropriate. From unimpressed Santas to sarcastic one-liners, these cards are made for people who roll their eyes at “Merry & Bright” clichés.
These are the perfect Christmas cards for friends, coworkers, and family members who love a good laugh — or who you know won’t take offense. (If they have a sense of humor, they’re your people.)
You can browse and order all designs directly on Zazzle. Click the “See the entire collection on Zazzle” button below to view every sarcastic Christmas card in one place.
🎁 Save It for Later — Because Santa’s Not the Only One Who Forgets
You know how it goes — one scroll, two reels, and poof — that perfect sarcastic Christmas card is gone.
Hit “Save” now to keep these funny cards handy for when you’re finally done pretending to be merry and bright.
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