Ho Ho Nope — Funny Sarcastic Christmas Card
When “Merry & Bright” feels like a stretch.
Our Ho Ho Nope Christmas card captures the mood of everyone running on caffeine and sarcasm this December. Perfect for friends who skip carols and coworkers who count the days till January.
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About the Card
Tired of forced cheer? Same. The Ho Ho Nope card says what most of us are thinking — with humor, color, and just the right dose of attitude.
Details:
• Funny, sarcastic holiday card
• Customizable on Zazzle (add your message or leave it deliciously blunt)
• Printed on premium cardstock
• Ships worldwide
Perfect for:
• Grinches with style
• Friends who love dark humor
• Anyone surviving Christmas with eye rolls and coffee
🎄 Not feeling festive? This card gets it.
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