Christmas Non Photo Cards
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’Tis the Season to Lower Your Expectations — Funny Sarcastic Christmas Card
The card for everyone who’s already over it.
Our Lower Your Expectations Christmas card is the perfect dose of realism for the most exhausting time of year — funny, cynical, and completely relatable. -
Ho Ho Nope — Funny Sarcastic Christmas Card
When “Merry & Bright” feels like a stretch.
Our Ho Ho Nope Christmas card captures the mood of everyone running on caffeine and sarcasm this December. Perfect for friends who skip carols and coworkers who count the days till January. -
Santa Saw Your TikToks — You’re on the Naughty List Christmas Card
Santa’s been scrolling… and your TikToks landed you on the Naughty List.
This funny, sarcastic Christmas card is perfect for friends, teens, and influencers who post just a little too much.
Printed on premium cardstock and fully customizable on Zazzle — because even Santa keeps receipts. -
Santa’s Watching — And He’s Not Impressed Christmas Card
Santa’s got notifications on — and your behavior didn’t get the reaction you hoped for.
This sarcastic Christmas card features an unimpressed Santa caught mid-scroll, perfect for friends who push their luck (or post too much).
Printed on premium cardstock and fully customizable on Zazzle. -
Sorry — On the Naughty List Again Christmas Card
Oops, you did it again.
Our Sorry — On the Naughty List Again card is Santa-approved for those who can’t seem to stay on the nice list. Equal parts funny and relatable, it’s the ultimate “better luck next year” holiday card. -
Try Harder Next Year — Funny Sarcastic Christmas Card
Looks like someone didn’t make the nice list.
Our Try Harder Next Year Christmas card is a brutally honest (and totally hilarious) way to say “Merry Christmas” to the people who deserve a little coal with their holiday cheer.
