The funniest Christmas wishes list is what we all need at the end of a challenging year like this one. A lot of people spend their time thinking about what they want to say to their friends and family on Christmas Eve. The funny Christmas wishes are among the most favorite ones. Some people come up with really funny Christmas wishes that are designed to make others laugh. This year, you do not need to spend much time coming up with what you want to wish your friends and family for Christmas. We have made a compilation for you of the funnies wishes ever written that you can take, transform, lengthen or shorten. Feel free to do what you need to fully express yourself.
Some of these messages are so funny that they deserve to be shared with everyone who celebrates Christmas around the world.
- For some, the best part of Christmas happens…. when it’s all over! Wishing you a stress-free Christmas season!
- Have plenty of mistletoe on hand this Christmas… and lots of good kissers too!
- They say the best Christmas gifts come from the heart… but cash and gift cards come from the top pocket which is pretty close! Happy Holidays!
- It’s the most wonderful season indeed – until everything has to be cleaned up, and the credit card bill arrives
- May your egg nog contain enough rum to get you through the Christmas season!
- I wish that Santa fills your stocking with winning lottery tickets! Hope you holiday season is a winner!
- Wish Santa could make “late fees” disappear off of bills. Merry Christmas!
- I wish Santa would lend me an elf for a year. I’m pretty sure I could find enough things for him to fix, build, or clean til next Christmas!
- May you receive presents that make you happy – and not fruit cake and ugly Christmas sweaters.
- Happy holidays! May you have plenty of coffee and caffeinated drinks to get you through the Christmas season!
- May the calories of Christmas disappear by the New Year. Happy holidays!
- Hope you get a little less “Jingle Bells” and a little more “Silent Night” this year.
- Happy Holidays! May there be plenty of sales and coupons wherever you go to do your Christmas shopping.
- May you be able to participate in the activities of the Christmas season rather than the flu season!
- May your electricity remain on and your plumbing work the entire season!
- Wishing you a happy holiday season. May the lines be short at the stores you shop at and may you have a lot of patience.
- We wish you a less expensive Christmas. We wish you a less expensive Christmas. We wish you a less expensive Christmas and a debt-free New Year!
- Happy Holidays, I hope your digestive system can handle it like a champ.
- The magic of Christmas may still be with you when you open your next credit card bill. Have a Blessed Christmas and Happy Holidays!
- May you keep your sanity this holiday season!
Have you come up with even more outrageous ones that one is our funniest Christmas wishes list? We would be thrilled to hear them out in the comment section. For more holiday inspiration you can check out our Holiday Guide
